excess baggage

mmm mmm good

I just finished my dinner, and the microwave-safe plastic bowl it came in is still on my table in front of me. I cannot stop smelling it. It's so goooood. Ladies and gents (well, ladies, I imagine), may I introduce you to my new favorite Lean Cuisine meal, Creamy Chicken & Vegetables Cafe Classics Bowl.

"Herb roasted chicken tenderloins in a savory sauce accented with parmesan cheese and sherry, served over a bed of long grain white rice topped with bias cut carrots and broccoli florets."

Oh. My. GOD! So good, so so good. I wanted to heat the second one up straight away after finishing off this bowl, but I'm using the last bit of restraint I have left. This is so not a diet that I'm on. I can't remember the last time I tasted something so sumptuous. Why do those damn nutrition-scientist-wackos designing the dishes for Lean Cuisine have to come up with such damn good eats? What's the point if I want to eat five of them in a row?!?

Folks, I highly suggest that the next time you're in your local supermarket, pick up one or two or twenty of these rice bowls, because they fuckin' rock.

Posted by weezgrrl at March 1, 2004 08:33 PM