November 30, 2004

brb, i gotta floss

reachaccess.jpgIt's not often you can take an everyday, mundane activity like flossing and turn it into a fun and exciting romp in the bathroom. I had such an experience this evening while utilizing, for the very first time, my brand new REACH® ACCESS™ flosser.

Sweet baby JESUS, my gums fell in love instantly! Instead of sticking my fists into my mouth with old-school dental floss, cutting off circulation to each pointer finger while aiming for proper alignment between some out-of-reach molars, I get to use this handy, aesthetically-pleasing tool. Just look at how cute it is! (And it matches the colors on my new MINI perfectly!!)

Plus, they offer a freaky-looking Power-Flosser, for those of us who just can't be bothered to move our arms to and fro a couple of times... can you say "scary"? But there may be some brave souls out there who like that sort of stuff.

Anyways, I highly recommend the Access flosser - it will make your daily flossing ritual that much more tolerable. And I don't work for REACH®... I swear.


posted by julie at November 30, 2004 10:01 PM

things people have said

...romp?

so said: erik at November 30, 2004 10:11 PM

I have never had a "ROMP" in my bathroom but I did "BAM!" once.

***RB

so said: RB at December 1, 2004 07:28 AM

Yes, "romp"... as in... "To play or frolic boisterously".

so said: julie (me) at December 1, 2004 08:54 AM

Don't get me wrong, I'm familiar with the word; I am actually quite fond of it. It's just that I don't generally equate a "romp" (or really anything "boisterous") with the bathroom or, indeed, flossing. And when I do...well...let's not talk about that...

It was a curious juxtaposition and I was expressing my melodramatic shock.

so said: erik at December 1, 2004 11:32 AM

Well then, you obviously have not yet used the REACH® ACCESS™ flosser, have you? LIFE. ALTERING. EXPERIENCE!

so said: julie (me) at December 1, 2004 01:02 PM



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