Wow, a scene in The Simpsons just made me well-up with tears. It's in the "I Love Lisa" episode, where Ralph doesn't get any Valentine's cards and HE breaks into tears. Geez louiiise why do I have to be so gosh-darned empathetic?? No one better make young Ralph Wiggum cry again, or yellow-heads are gonna roll - ROLL, I tell you!
